I will not believe life is like the movies.

I will not believe life is like the movies.

I will not believe life is like the movies.

I will not believe life is like the movies.

I will not believe life is like the movies.

I will not believe life is like the movies.

I will not believe life is like the movies.

I will not believe life is like the movies.

I will not believe life is like the movies.

I will not believe life is like the movies.

I will not believe life is like the movies.

I will not believe life is like the movies.

I will not believe life is like the movies.

I will not believe life is like the movies.

I will not believe life is like the movies.

I will not believe life is like the movies.

            The entertainment business is ruining my mind. No, I’m not getting desensitized from violence. In actuality I’m more sensitive. Television has made me set more standards, create expectations, and form ideas of what life, love, drama, and reality are. Let me hear it… how many girls out there give their boyfriends or even just their friends a hard time because they aren’t doing the precise boyfriend things. Or when you have a breakup how many people half expect the guy to come running up their fire escape to apologize because he can’t live without you. Any knock on the door that could be him. Or how many of you have life expectations? How many of you think your life is way to boring, because life on TV, those people really get out there and do life. Most of the time life comes to them. All I’m saying is, sometimes I need to sit back and say “Life is not like the movies. Life is not like the movies. Life is not like the movies. Life is not like the movies. Life is not like the movies. Life is not like the movies. Life is not like the movies.”

Here we go again..

whats your name spelt backwards?: eissej or acissej

What did you do last night?: Jay brought me dinner and then I went to his house and he went away while I watched a scary movie ALL ALONE! And then didn't feel well so I went home and went to bed.

The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?: I don't have any idea. SETI @ HOME??

Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?: Yea, a few times.

Last time you swam in a pool?: Probably alone at the gym.

What are you wearing?: Jeans a long black shirt and a hooded vest thing. 2 hair ties, no shoes, 2 rings.

How many cars have you owned?: 2. SORTA. One my capri was mine, but my Dad bought it. The next my pontiac was bought by me and drivin by me.

Type of music you dislike most?: metal.

Are you registered to vote?: Yes, and me and jen and ish just registered for franklin county a couple days ago.

Do you have cable?: yeppers.

What kind of computer do you use?: I use mine. :)

Ever made a prank phone call?: Yes, not many in a while. however I've been with people who are doing it on MY phone.

You like anyone right now?: Yes.

Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?: Bungee. I'm least likely to fuck that up.

Furthest place you have ever traveled?: Utah

What's your favorite comic strip?: Garfield.

Do u know all the words to the national anthem?: Yea

Shower, morning or night?: Some mornings some nights, really whenever I feel like something wont happen the second I get in. Like I get my hair wet and find out that all of my friends are leaving for cedar point RIGHT THEN.

Best movie you've seen in the past month?: This is hard. BUT in the last month I'm gonna go with Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.

Favorite pizza toppings?: Pep.

Chips or popcorn?: Chips

What cell phone provider do you have?: verizon.

Have you ever smoked peanut shells?: What!? Why? What don't I know?

Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?: no  never, but a friend did send my picture out to an online contest. And I didn't know till I won eityher first or second and got a TON of free beauty stuff in the mail.

Orange Juice or apple?: apple

Who were the last people you sat at lunch with? Lindsey Nelson

favorite chocolate bar?: Reese's

Who is your longest friend and how long?: Wow, I have never REALLY thought of this...either Darby Reppart or Natalie Roth

.Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?: Never.

Have you ever won a trophy?: Softball and Basketball. Oh and Christmas Decorations :)

Favorite arcade game?: Pac Man

Ever ordered from an infomercial?: no

Sprite or 7-UP?: 7up...cherry

Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?: work...lowes McDonadls...Longs...Lifeguarding.

Last thing you bought at Walgreens?: C.V.S.

Ever thrown up in public?: Ewwww, yeeeees.

Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true
love?: TRUE love.

Do you believe in love at first sight?: Not really.

SPONGEBOB OR JIMMY NEUTRON?: Bob

Did you have long hair as a young kid?: Always.

What message is on your voicemail machine?: Hi this is jessie....

Where would you like to go right now?: Bed.

Whats the name of your pet?: In Columbus - Kitty and Ish. Mt. Vern- Jelly and Boomer.

What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it?: A little plaid one lara gave me long time ago. Everything I live with meds to make-up to Mad libs.

what kind of purse? Use the BAG. 

What do you think about most?: Who's gonna feed Kitty? Kitty is fat? Why is Jen angry?

I was just sitting around my apartment thinking to myself "My fellow xanga friends don't know enough about me, and not just me, but MEEEE the real ME!" So I've come up with something so personal, so exquisite, and so original that it will never be out done. And that something is........ QUIZES I HAVE STOLEN FROM MYSPACE.

A is for age: 21.73 years old

B is for beer of choice: None, I hate the stuff. BUT if it's all there is, and I just HAVE to have a drink. I like Coors Light.

C is for career right now: I'm a measly college student at Ohio State

D is for your dog's name?: Boomer is my dog in Mount Vernon. Here in Columbus I have a kitty, and her name is ...well.. it's kitty.

E is for essential item you use everyday: Toilet Paper. I know that I use that every day. Don't need much else. Clothes are used often too.

F is for favorite tv show at the moment: Real hard, so I'm gonna make a list in no order. South Park, Desperate Housewives, Mr. Show, Arrested Development. I mostly watch the seasons, I don't watch much TV. (Not counting MOVIES)

G is for favorite game: Bubbles, where you shoot the same colored bubble at other bubbles for hours of entertainment and joy.

H is for Home town: Good Old Mount Vernon Ohio. Located in Knox County.

I is for instruments you play: I'd played the sax, horribly, for three years. The viola for two years. I also played the piano for about eight years.

J is for favorite juice: I like punch, but if it has to be a juice juice then grape juice.

K is for whose butt you'd like to kick: A few, but for now Cat Fords for being a butthead.

L is for last place u ate: Chinese Buffet in Mt. Vern.

M is for marriage: I'm 1,000% sure this isn't a question. But I am not married. I'm not sure if I'm even the marry'n type.

N is for your full name: Jessica Rose Conkle was the name I was born with. But everyone who loves me (Ish and my family at least) Know me by Jessie James Conkle.

O is for overnight hospital stays: Three, over the age of five. I only remember two though. All for my bad kidney. The first I passed out at the hospital, the doctor said I turned blue. The third was here at Ohio State, I got sick again and Cat and Jen made me go to the Hospital and stayed with me all night until we were sure I wasn't going to die. Jun called like 10 times.

P is for phobias: I mostly am afraid of being afraid.

Q is for quote: "And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals." ~MEANgirls~

R is for Religion: Don't like it. Starts fights when its supposed to end them.

S is for status: status of what? Relationship? I'm dating a boy, scratch that man, scratch that guy... I'm dating a guy named Jay Dailey. We've been dating for 6 months, which is a crazy long time for me. He's shy even though he doesn't like to say he is, and he reads a lot and plays tons of video games, In other words we are 100% different. But it works.

T is for time you wake up: Late, but I don't sleep at night. I can't.

V is for vegetable you love: Um, none.

W is for worst habit: I'm messy. I'm responsibly, but lazy. I get stuff done, but spend more time working on the easiest way to do it than actually doing it.

X is for x-rays you've had: Dentist, and then when they had to check my kidney. Oh and then my head. I get migraines, so I got a cat scan

Z is for zodiac sign: I am a libra. I don't know much about what that means.

53% of people agree that JESroseSIE is spontaneous

All Percentages

able (6%) accepting (26%) adaptable (6%) bold (26%) brave (20%) calm (6%) caring (6%) cheerful (13%) clever (33%) complex (13%) confident (13%) dependable (0%) dignified (6%) energetic (20%) extroverted (13%) friendly (20%) giving (0%) happy (26%) helpful (6%) idealistic (0%) independent (33%) ingenious (13%) intelligent (6%) introverted (0%) kind (0%) knowledgeable (0%) logical (0%) loving (6%) mature (6%) modest (0%) nervous (0%) observant (33%) organised (0%) patient (0%) powerful (0%) proud (6%) quiet (0%) reflective (13%) relaxed (20%) religious (0%) responsive (0%) searching (0%) self-assertive (6%) self-conscious (0%) sensible (0%) sentimental (6%) shy (0%) silly (33%) spontaneous (53%) sympathetic (0%) tense (0%) trustworthy (20%) warm (6%) wise (0%) witty (33%)

Description Breakdown (15 people)

Kara thinks: able, clever, spontaneous, witty, sentimental, observant.
nick thinks: calm, confident, reflective, mature, dignified, intelligent.
Darbs thinks: spontaneous, ingenious, energetic, observant, friendly, witty.
- thinks: bold, happy, extroverted, relaxed, witty.
Meeeggers thinks: independent, trustworthy, accepting, self-assertive, relaxed, bold.
John thinks: witty, brave, spontaneous, ingenious, clever, accepting.
joe devola thinks: friendly, silly, extroverted, confident, happy.
Jen? thinks: trustworthy, observant, reflective, bold, brave, silly.
matt m. thinks: spontaneous, observant, relaxed, silly, independent.
Becca thinks: cheerful, clever, helpful, observant, trustworthy, silly.
Ryan.M. thinks: witty, spontaneous, energetic, accepting, complex, warm.
jay thinks: loving, proud, energetic, spontaneous, independent.
AshBunnell thinks: friendly, happy, silly, caring, brave, cheerful.
lara thinks: adaptable, spontaneous, complex, clever, independent.
Ish Hella Kew thinks: bold, accepting, clever, spontaneous, independent, happy.